| # | Team | Team | Gm | ATT | CMP | PCT | TD | TD% | NYPA | INT | INT% | LNG | SCK | SCK% | SYD | RATE | ANYA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Connecticut Golden Cows | COWS | 17 | 660 | 429 | 65.0 | 21 | 3.2 | 5.8 | 11 | 1.7 | 51 | 10 | 1.5 | 41 | 84.4 | 5.71 |
| 2 | Team America | USA | 17 | 637 | 339 | 53.2 | 18 | 2.8 | 6.4 | 12 | 1.9 | 85 | 51 | 7.4 | 304 | 76.8 | 6.16 |
| 3 | Ilchester FlimmernGeist | BOO | 17 | 636 | 424 | 66.7 | 64 | 10.1 | 10.1 | 8 | 1.3 | 73 | 4 | 0.6 | 32 | 128.3 | 11.56 |
| 4 | San Diego Aztecs | SD | 17 | 578 | 340 | 58.8 | 29 | 5.0 | 7.8 | 6 | 1.0 | 83 | 41 | 6.6 | 236 | 97.6 | 8.29 |
| 5 | Chicago Dogs | CHI | 17 | 571 | 349 | 61.1 | 20 | 3.5 | 7.3 | 9 | 1.6 | 62 | 44 | 7.2 | 268 | 91.0 | 7.34 |
| 6 | Baton Rouge Black Panthers | BRBP | 17 | 558 | 327 | 58.6 | 12 | 2.2 | 5.5 | 16 | 2.9 | 57 | 59 | 9.6 | 323 | 71.7 | 4.64 |
| 7 | Edmonton Royals | EDM | 17 | 553 | 327 | 59.1 | 17 | 3.1 | 5.9 | 8 | 1.4 | 62 | 48 | 8.0 | 296 | 82.5 | 5.86 |
| 8 | Midwest Yotes | MWY | 17 | 553 | 380 | 68.7 | 42 | 7.6 | 8.3 | 10 | 1.8 | 68 | 12 | 2.1 | 64 | 112.1 | 8.98 |
| 9 | Sheffield Sheep | SHSH | 17 | 543 | 299 | 55.1 | 11 | 2.0 | 5.0 | 16 | 2.9 | 64 | 46 | 7.8 | 264 | 65.5 | 4.06 |
| 10 | Washington Orangeskins | TDS | 17 | 537 | 321 | 59.8 | 21 | 3.9 | 6.9 | 15 | 2.8 | 55 | 31 | 5.5 | 173 | 83.5 | 6.44 |
| 11 | Montana Mighty Moose | MSM | 17 | 536 | 356 | 66.4 | 34 | 6.3 | 8.5 | 6 | 1.1 | 64 | 7 | 1.3 | 54 | 109.8 | 9.24 |
| 12 | Ann Arbor Direwolves | AAR | 17 | 530 | 333 | 62.8 | 20 | 3.8 | 7.1 | 8 | 1.5 | 95 | 37 | 6.5 | 225 | 92.4 | 7.15 |
| 13 | Conway Marines | CONM | 17 | 524 | 322 | 61.5 | 14 | 2.7 | 6.2 | 3 | 0.6 | 60 | 32 | 5.8 | 186 | 87.0 | 6.44 |
| 14 | Clymer Bobcats | CLY | 17 | 519 | 311 | 59.9 | 16 | 3.1 | 6.5 | 11 | 2.1 | 62 | 35 | 6.3 | 203 | 82.1 | 6.15 |
| 15 | Brooklyn Park Banhammers | BPC | 17 | 519 | 344 | 66.3 | 18 | 3.5 | 6.7 | 8 | 1.5 | 52 | 71 | 12.0 | 392 | 93.6 | 6.71 |
| 16 | Tarsus Apostles | TAR | 17 | 512 | 311 | 60.7 | 26 | 5.1 | 7.3 | 6 | 1.2 | 61 | 47 | 8.4 | 277 | 97.3 | 7.75 |
| 17 | Michigan Muslims | MM | 17 | 507 | 286 | 56.4 | 8 | 1.6 | 5.5 | 8 | 1.6 | 57 | 60 | 10.6 | 315 | 73.7 | 5.12 |
| 18 | Laredo Lions | LL | 17 | 507 | 308 | 60.7 | 32 | 6.3 | 7.1 | 9 | 1.8 | 73 | 50 | 9.0 | 295 | 98.4 | 7.52 |
| 19 | Miami Pussy Hole | MIA | 17 | 507 | 340 | 67.1 | 28 | 5.5 | 7.4 | 6 | 1.2 | 83 | 42 | 7.7 | 225 | 104.0 | 7.95 |
| 20 | Fargo Freight | FAR | 17 | 504 | 243 | 48.2 | 14 | 2.8 | 4.6 | 17 | 3.4 | 59 | 63 | 11.1 | 410 | 60.1 | 3.65 |
| 21 | Dundee DungBeetles | DUN | 17 | 502 | 347 | 69.1 | 24 | 4.8 | 7.9 | 6 | 1.2 | 80 | 28 | 5.3 | 187 | 104.9 | 8.27 |
| 22 | Minnesota Marauders | MIN | 17 | 501 | 347 | 69.3 | 37 | 7.4 | 8.6 | 6 | 1.2 | 89 | 26 | 4.9 | 138 | 116.7 | 9.57 |
| 23 | California Astronauts | CAL | 17 | 500 | 290 | 58.0 | 21 | 4.2 | 6.8 | 7 | 1.4 | 51 | 42 | 7.7 | 242 | 88.7 | 6.96 |
| 24 | Charleston Spaghetti Westerners | CHAR | 17 | 499 | 330 | 66.1 | 23 | 4.6 | 7.1 | 6 | 1.2 | 78 | 35 | 6.6 | 189 | 98.9 | 7.48 |
| 25 | Everywhere Darkness | EWD | 17 | 496 | 274 | 55.2 | 10 | 2.0 | 5.4 | 14 | 2.8 | 77 | 48 | 8.8 | 290 | 68.2 | 4.57 |
| 26 | Aurora Wildcats | AUR | 17 | 494 | 333 | 67.4 | 34 | 6.9 | 9.0 | 6 | 1.2 | 72 | 43 | 8.0 | 272 | 116.1 | 9.86 |
| 27 | whinnies Whinie Power | WP | 17 | 490 | 295 | 60.2 | 27 | 5.5 | 7.8 | 12 | 2.4 | 60 | 49 | 9.1 | 270 | 95.1 | 7.77 |
| 28 | Philadelphia Sun devils | PSD | 17 | 486 | 282 | 58.0 | 20 | 4.1 | 7.8 | 11 | 2.3 | 71 | 18 | 3.6 | 96 | 88.1 | 7.61 |
| 29 | Calgary Stampeders | CGY | 17 | 483 | 317 | 65.6 | 20 | 4.1 | 8.0 | 8 | 1.7 | 66 | 40 | 7.6 | 214 | 99.0 | 8.11 |
| 30 | Newington Nerf Herders | NNH | 17 | 471 | 307 | 65.2 | 20 | 4.2 | 6.3 | 7 | 1.5 | 74 | 46 | 8.9 | 276 | 93.0 | 6.43 |
| 31 | Arizona Cardinals | ARI | 17 | 463 | 297 | 64.1 | 20 | 4.3 | 6.5 | 11 | 2.4 | 57 | 30 | 6.1 | 204 | 89.0 | 6.27 |
| 32 | Philadelphia Smoking Aces | PSA | 17 | 438 | 306 | 69.9 | 45 | 10.3 | 11.9 | 4 | 0.9 | 86 | 20 | 4.4 | 154 | 141.9 | 13.58 |